Privacy Policy

Last updated: 11/13/2025

Your privacy matters — and we respect it. This Privacy Policy explains what info we collect, how we use it, and how you stay in control.

1. Information We Collect

We may collect:

Information you provide (like when you comment, sign up for a newsletter, or contact us).
Analytics data (like your browser type, device, pages visited, and time on site — thanks, Google Analytics).
Affiliate tracking info (so we know when a link gets clicked — this helps us earn commissions and keep the lights on).

We do not collect sensitive personal information like your credit card numbers, passwords, or embarrassing Google searches.

2. How We Use Your Info

We use information to:

Improve the Site and user experience.
Track affiliate sales and performance.
Send you updates (only if you sign up).
Comply with legal requirements.

We never sell, rent, or trade your personal data. Ever.

3. Cookies

Yep, this site uses cookies — not the chocolate chip kind. Cookies help us analyze site traffic, remember preferences, and make your experience smoother. You can disable cookies in your browser if you prefer (but some features might not work perfectly).

4. Third-Party Services

We may use third-party tools like Google Analytics, email services, or affiliate networks (such as Amazon Associates). These companies may collect data according to their own privacy policies — check them out if you want the fine print.

5. Affiliate Disclosure

We participate in affiliate programs including the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, which helps sites earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and related sites. If you make a purchase through an affiliate link, we may earn a small commission — with no extra cost to you.

6. Your Rights

You can:

Request access to or deletion of your personal data.
Unsubscribe from emails anytime.
Block cookies if you’d rather stay incognito.

For data requests, contact us using this contact form.

7. Children’s Privacy

This site is not intended for children under 18. If you’re a minor, get adult supervision — ideally from someone cool.

8. Updates to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. The latest version will always be posted here, with an updated date.

9. Contact

Questions about privacy? Reach out via the contact form.